Warning this particular Story contains explicit content! Readers be warned (especially females)Time once again for this weeks installment of Eddie S. Story time (as remembered by Tumba)
Eddie (slight NY accent): So me and some friends are out at a strip club one night and I am sittin there you know...relaxing..having some beers when this black chick gets up on stage. Now this girl is relatively attractive but not really my style, so she comes over to my friend after she was on stage and starts talking to him. While she is talkin to my friend my other friend decides to stick his finger up her a**, and make it look like I did it! So I play it smooth and the girl freaks out cause she thinks it was me.....little did I know the girl was on the rag and she decided to go back up on stage...remove the tampon and throw it at me..it hit me right in the chest and left a red mark on my white hoodie. So I threw my beer at the B*&^% and she ducked so the bottle hit the mirrored wall and shattered the entire mirrored wall like BLLAAAMMM!
SOMEONE IN THE ROOM INTERJECTS THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:
PERSON IN ROOM: Wait you broke the mirrored wall behind the girl, they had to toss you out of the club using your head to exit you through the door, they had to try and kill you for that didn't they?
Eddie(slight NY accent): Normally you would be correct my friend, and thats exaxtly what was about to happen when one of the bouncers recognized me. You see the owner knew me, but thats a different story.
PERSON IN ROOM: Oh this I gotta to hear. How well could you possible know the guy that you break his mirrored wall and he doesn't kill you?
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AND NOW FOR THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION....THE PREQUEL:
Eddie (slight NY accnet): You gotta understand somethin, it's not that I knew the guy that well, it's about what happened the last time I was in the club...
I was just sittin at the bar the last time I was at the establishment, I notice a black guy sitting a couple of seats down from me just minding his own business right, I mean the guy is just sittin there not sayin a word to nobody....All of a sudden another black guy walks in the club sticks a gun to this guys head and BLAM! blows this guys fuckin head off. He was layin there with all types of blood all over him. The guy that capped him just walked out.
PERSON IN ROOM: Wait Eddie didn't the cops come, wasn't it loud? What happened!?!
Eddie (slight NY accent): Simmer down Donkby......haven't you ever heard a gun go off in a club before? It's just a quick pop...So anyway now there's maybe 4 people in the club that witnessed this now the owner comes over and is like "What the Fu*&" great....Now he looks at us and says you guys is good guys right....yous didn't see nothin right. Right this was let me show your our new VIP exit right through da back here....So God knows what happend after that, but we just left the building.
Moral of the the story is if you see someone get capped don't say shit and things will work out fine, even if you do bust up a strip club.
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