Eddie S...Story Time

A new weekly feature at Toby's Poker pages for every ones enjoyment....Eddie S. Story Time....
As remembered by Tumba..

Eddie (slight NY accent): So me and my buddies are going out to the Hamptons back in the 80's, now mind you this is not the Hamptons as it's known today, in other words the place we
used to stay at was such a dump we had to break into the neighbors to .... be with a girl if you know what I'm sayin.

So, one of our buddies only had one good leg and a fake leg, and he would take it off every night when he went to bed. This kid lost his leg due to a doctor put a cast on too tight when he was a kid..so he lost his leg cause it killed it what ever what ever....so any way this kid (the one with one leg) was a good lookin dude used to get alot of girls....

So one night we are going out and we decide to take his leg and trow it on the roof....no he's hoppin around all like "where's my leg...where's my leg?" so we decide to pretend that we are leaving him, so now he's hoppin around lookin for his leg and we are pulling out to enjoy the evening.

Long story short one leg finds out his leg is on the roof and calls the maintenance guy to get him a ladder...naturally maintenance guy thinks he's ****in with him, finally he comes over and sees on leg is telling the truth, so we come back for one leg and maintenance guy goes the **** off on us on how can we do this to a cripple his leg is on the roof, this guy was pissed...so we had to tell him, this guy (one leg) is going to get more girls than all of us....we don't treat him like a cripple, he's just one of the boys!

What did I learn from this story? Treat a cripple like a person, cause he's a person.
Now you know...and knowing is half the battle.

Next week's story.....Eddie....a strip club....a tampon...and some bullets, oh yeah and broken glass.